It is too cold to be human today. Today, I walked my girlfriend a block to her car and she had to drive me back to my place. A polar bear was jump starting another polar bear's car.
The writing assignment is to re-caption this illustration, using as many (or as few) words as necessary. Also, please pick me up and deliver me somewhere that serves a Hot Toddy.
Can I write my answer here? No one answered me by the time I finished writing that sentence so I'm just going to go ahead and put my entry here:
ReplyDelete"Neil, despite loving them both, was torn between the two lovers, Sarah and Abby."
Now then, go brew a cup of your favorite black tea. Add a couple shots of brandy and a squirt of honey. Or, if you prefer the better version, you use Drambuie instead of honey and add a dash of cinnamon. Now you are guaranteed to be charming.
Man: I'm tired, I'm going to lay down right here. Will you hold my hand?
ReplyDeleteWoman 1: Yes but I'm tired too so I'm going to have to hold your hand from here.
Woman 2: Hey guys, I want to play too! I got your feet!
sometimes my arms bend back
ReplyDeletethat is beautiful matthew.
ReplyDeleteWe are in the middle of nowhere. It does not matter that we will soon rescue our red-coated friend because she will only die of hypothermia.
ReplyDeletei hate pauly. why is he always trying to ruin our nice, romantic double-suicides?
ReplyDeleterecaptioning:
ReplyDeleteWarning: men who wear pink will be dragged across the ice by a fashion conscious co-ed duo.
Ursula the Sea Witch thinks humans are tasty. Give up green coat! He shall be consumed!
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