Today I am suffering from generalized anxiety. Yesterday I read American Genius, a Comedy by Lynne Tillman for like three hours. I think the two are related.
Also, my shoes have a lot of elastic straps that stretch over the tops of my feet and slowly strangle them throughout the day. It hurts a lot in a not really kind of way.
Your comments about your shoes can best be summed up by reading the following quote by Mitch Hedberg:
ReplyDelete"I hate turtlenecks. Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy. All day. Like, if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack, it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down."
awesome book. though i understand the anxiety from it.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny, Neil. And it's true. It's like a toddler has been standing on my feet all day.
ReplyDeleteI think I like that it makes me anxious. I think that part of my anxiety stems from the fact that I haven't been able to read it all day.
my students are preventing tillman-inspired anxiety. they are back to eating my life again chomp chomp i am a zombie a zombie i tell ya chompity chomp
ReplyDeleteGah! Not again! We have to come up with a vaccine.
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