braindead of winter is back

Only Tom Cruise can stop winter. Watch this Scientology video.

a sincere question that will nevertheless reveal my stupidity to the Universe

whut is up
with poems--

that look like this

all over the page

why do the lines look all separate-y like that?

what is the purpose of the separate-y lines?

i have a hard time reading

poems that look

like this--

this--(they usually have lots of hyphens)------

or like this first because they look too smart for me

and second because they are just---

fucking hard to read

and third because i distrust them

and i don't understand line breaks anyway

kathy i know you know

braindead, almost spring activity

I just wanted to make a public service announcement: all the cool stuff at H&M on Michigan avenue has moved to floor 2. I don't want anyone to have to do what I did this afternoon, wandering around the main floor, confused and bombarded by dress slacks and unattractive people.

I repeat, everything attractive has moved to floor 2! Also, I'd like to announce that, for the next 10 days, I will be wearing matching socks!
(The official first day of spring begins when I run out of matching socks for the year).