Dear Diamond Dave,
Please come to our meeting.
WHY I'VE CHOSEN YOU AS GUEST OF HONOR
- You are awesome.
- Your perma-grin.
- Nobody in Venom Literati can do those high kicks like you.
- You have the charisma.
WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU
- Your song "Hot for Teacher" makes me think you might find one or all of us to be incredibly attractive.
- Beer.
- The chance to talk to someone who hasn't heard all your old stories about tomcattin' on the road.
- We will laugh with you, not at you.
WHEN AND WHERE
- Sarah and Abby's deck
- 7:00 p.m.
Be there, bitches. You know you wanna.
Love,
Sarah
