which hills?

i have been sitting in front of my laptop at the kitchen table for too long. i can't feel my right arm. my missed connection is bordering on delirium. it is called you do not know what "the hills" is. that is adorable.

i actually also wrote a sincere missed connection called hot bartender at the underground wonder bar. my goal is to have 100 online boyfriends. nay, 1,000.

someone wrote a stunning response to my mr. magoo post. read it!

you are even hotter than mr. magoo

my new missed connection is you are even hotter than mr. magoo. this missed connection is about a real person that i saw at the goldstar on thursday night with meghan. he was dreamy. so i tried to write a sincere missed connection, but i only wrote about three lines before the nonsense kicked in. sincere missed connections are boring.

also, look at what someone wrote in response to my "you had rain on you" missed connection. ah, internet love. tao lin must not be angry anymore.

in other news, our iowa city correspondent john gillette has these new posts:
i am sorry i stepped on your dog
i lost you at the silver spider