Friday, May 22, 2009

Two things to report

1. I am trying to slim down my morbidly obese cat by giving him hug endorphins. Every time he sits by his bowl, I scoop him up, throw my back out, and squeeeeze him, instead of giving him food. I may actually be training him to sit by his bowl.

2. Our entire side yard is covered in strawberries.

5 comments:

Kathryn said...

that will definitely work.

Megan said...

hope you're being a good midwesterner and taking care packages of strawberries to the neighbors!

Tyra said...

No, but I did just tell one of my neighbors that it was okay if he wanted chickens.

Megan said...

HA! awesome! people in my parents' town have chickens and they all run out into the road in front of your car. watch out for the strawberries; they'll take over your whole neighborhood. this happened to my parents, too.

Tyra said...

really? I was like, "no biggie, chickens are cool." they're going to ruin my life.