Friday, July 22, 2011

Crazy catladying it up

Because I am moving soon, I am sentimental. I am thinking about things I will miss about Bloomington...the super-long stoplights, the sub-par restaurants with Chicago pricing. Ahhhh. Bloomington. One of the things that I'll actually miss is that we have like a million neighborhood cats. I know all their names. They all let me pet them.

Venom: Yes, really. We called Venom "Mrs. Honcho" for a long time because she wouldn't get close enough for us to learn her name. She is sleek and gray stripey. She sits on our laps when we're on the porch. She might be a he. S/he predatored a baby bunny in front of Abby. It was scarring.

Honcho: Brother/husband to Venom. Big and dark gray. Mean to all of the other neighborhood cats. Actually kind of won't let me pet him.

Seamus: Orange. He used to hang out with us all the time, but now Honcho took over his territory.

Maxwell: Black and white. Kind of cross-eyed. Once, we rescued him from a tree. By getting his mom and telling her he was in a tree.

Baxter: Orange and white. No matter what door I open in my house, he's out there. I don't think Maxwell and Baxter are related, but it seems like they should be.

We play this game when we neighborhood walk where we compete over cat-spotting. I always win because the game makes Abby angry. Really, it's just my game. I have gotten up to nine cats on a walk before. This is a really catty place. I'll miss that.

4 comments:

Kathryn said...

i like hearing about the neighborhood cats. you can talk more about cats if you want to and i would like it.

i feel blue, talk about cats more.

Special Agent Dale Cooper said...

I think Maxwell moved away. That makes me sad. But there's apparently a whole litter of calico cats that got adopted by a block of people. Calico cats everywhere.

Does that help? Do you have any neighborhood cats?

Kathryn said...

i don't have a neighborhood cat but the person i'm staying with in san francisco right now does and i have pet her two nights in a row. she likes to hang around the back door. she has light blue eyes and is white with tan and black spotted fur. she looks insane a little. she likes soft pets on her ears. she somehow gets onto the roof deck even though there are no ladders.

Special Agent Dale Cooper said...

Ollie jumped on top of the refrigerator the other day. It was a little scary. Some cats have insane vertical leaps.