I'm not doing anything exciting ever again until I finish this book

I wrote a book in May and June during my month off from teaching. The book keeps getting shorter and shorter. By the end of the day, there will be nothing left and it will be perfect.

Update: The book is finished. It is about explosions and hallucinatory visions of Gumby and contains an experimental Gorgonzola called The Thirty-three Strokes of Midnight. Some of it will be on failbetter.com around November. That’s probably all you need to know.