Wednesday, December 3, 2008

aimless

Last night Abby and I were talking about our fitness goals. I am aiming for a boys' size 10. She is aiming for infants' 12-18 months. Soon she will only wear onesies. We will save tons of money on both food and clothes and use that extra cash for IV drips and as-seen-on-TV products, so the fruit we buy and don't eat never goes bad.

Is it necessary for me to say I'm just kidding? Are we going to gain an eating-disorder-tween following? The internet takes everything so seriously.

4 comments:

Megan said...

I sort of want those fruit bags. I just discovered them via infomercial over the weekend. But that's a good point, because I never eat the fruit anyway, unless it's in pie form.

Tyra said...

My pumpkin pie from Thanksgiving molded. If it had been in a fruit bag that never would have happened.

Kathryn said...

the other thing you can do is put things in the refrigerator.

potato said...

Do cocktail limes count as fruit? Also, avocado is a fruit.