Observations about Frances Johnson, all of which are copular sentences (I think):
Munson is a lock-in.
Dr. Mark Carol is sexy.
Nancy is Frances' therapist.
Kenny is evil.
Frances' procedure is some kind of women's troubles remover (e.g.: period flowbee).
Curly-Dawn is an awesome name.
Mostly, when we like stuff (as was the case here), we spend a lot of time reading our favorite parts out loud, like the scene where Frances jokes with Nancy by smushing her legs on the hassock: "With a confused, myopic gaze, Nancy tried to withdraw her legs so slowly that the unpleasant dryness of stockings and skin scratched along Frances' legs, even as the woman completed the movement with a sudden jerk that made her hair fly." And so on. That whole scene is so good.
Quotes out of context
"I'm too busy and important to read things. I skim."
"They can still see up people's skirts though."
"He said 'sexy' six times!"
"I picture Stacey Levine looking like Jennifer Jason Leigh."
"Currently I make zero dollars."
"Oh, the tranny 'ho!"
"I'm sure he got the best BJ of his life later."
"Boys don't have friends unless they're all single and hang out in a pack."
"My marathon party will consist of people coming over to the deck to put ice bags on me."
Special guests
David Lee Roth did not show up, although I do admit I gave him very short notice. Still. You'd think he'd have made an effort.
Also, we missed Meghan.
