There are three boys that live in the apartment above mine. I hate them. They are extremely loud at all hours of the day. Either they have completely different schedules and are all equally loud, or they are all meth addicts and do not sleep. Or both. They move around at 6am and at 3am and most of the time in between. The only thing I can think of that people do that requires them to walk around for hours on end is cleaning. If they are cleaning all day every day, then they are definitely meth addicts. I know this because of an anti-meth commercial that used to be on TV years ago, which of course I found on YouTube because YouTube has everything.
This is what I think they do at various times of the day in their apartment (when they are not cleaning):
- Bowl
- Stand in a squeaky spot and rock back and forth
- Play some sort of elaborate game that requires them to drag large pieces of furniture around the apartment, then pick them up and drop them
- Saw and hammer
- Drum their fingers in surprisingly good rhythm on any piece of furniture that is suitable, or on the floor itself
I fear I may have to become a meth addict myself in order to live in this apartment until June.
Beachwood may have to become a meth addict too, because she is scared of the noises from above. Of course, her energy level is kind of insane, so maybe she’s been sneaking upstairs while I’m at work and getting meth from the boys.
I just hope Beachwood doesn’t start to look like these people. If she starts to get really bad acne or Frankenstein hair, I will know the truth…
