Thursday, November 1, 2007

Noises from above...

There are three boys that live in the apartment above mine. I hate them. They are extremely loud at all hours of the day. Either they have completely different schedules and are all equally loud, or they are all meth addicts and do not sleep. Or both.

They move around at 6am and at 3am and most of the time in between. The only thing I can think of that people do that requires them to walk around for hours on end is cleaning. If they are cleaning all day every day, then they are definitely meth addicts. I know this because of an anti-meth commercial that used to be on TV years ago, which of course I found on YouTube because YouTube has everything.



This is what I think they do at various times of the day in their apartment (when they are not cleaning):

- Bowl

- Stand in a squeaky spot and rock back and forth

- Play some sort of elaborate game that requires them to drag large pieces of furniture around the apartment, then pick them up and drop them

- Saw and hammer

- Drum their fingers in surprisingly good rhythm on any piece of furniture that is suitable, or on the floor itself

I fear I may have to become a meth addict myself in order to live in this apartment until June.

Beachwood may have to become a meth addict too, because she is scared of the noises from above. Of course, her energy level is kind of insane, so maybe she’s been sneaking upstairs while I’m at work and getting meth from the boys.

I just hope Beachwood doesn’t start to look like these people. If she starts to get really bad acne or Frankenstein hair, I will know the truth…

8 comments:

Sarah said...

1. That commercial kind of makes me want to be a meth addict.
2. Clearly, Wordelman (our upstairs neighbor) is also a meth addict.

Sarah said...

Also, at first I thought those meth crystals were chicken nuggets.

Missy said...

i think maybe i only saw that commercial once, but i always remembered it...it made me want to jump around and sing "oh, meth...mmmmm, meth!"

Kathy said...

i thought that picture was some kind of chicken nugget too and it made me want to eat it. then sarah told me it was meth. but it still fools me when i look at it and i still want to eat it.

also, right after i watched that commercial i went to the bathroom and plucked my eyebrows for 20 minutes. it was satisfying.

Megan said...

i thought the crystals were popcorn that had been sitting around for too long and got soggy.

Megan said...

also, the meth song is kind of good. can salute your sweetheart do a cover, please?

Sarah said...

Definitely! We would come out of retirement for that.

flabby-abby1973 said...

ohhhhh! METH! WOOOOOOOO! Some of those people got better looking. I like the lady with the really curly hair and the sort of surprised look on her face and the big sore on her lip.