Am I going to have to get a bird to catch the spiders?

I am posting this because I am tired of looking at that armpit. It makes me think of that one tattoo, you know the one.

My neighbor who jogs wherever he goes moved out. He lived next door to me for a week and a half. His arms hang loose at his sides and he hunches his back when he trots along. To clarify: He does not walk, ever.

I had an ant problem, but now I don't have an ant problem. I have a spider problem instead. Good ol' nature.