Monday, July 28, 2008

Am I going to have to get a bird to catch the spiders?

I am posting this because I am tired of looking at that armpit. It makes me think of that one tattoo, you know the one.

My neighbor who jogs wherever he goes moved out. He lived next door to me for a week and a half. His arms hang loose at his sides and he hunches his back when he trots along. To clarify: He does not walk, ever.

I had an ant problem, but now I don't have an ant problem. I have a spider problem instead. Good ol' nature.

6 comments:

Meghan said...

You need some house centipedes. They eat every disgusting bug. You can have some of mine.

Kathryn said...

i don't know the one. what tattoo?

Sarah said...

google image armpit tattoo. you will see.

matthew said...

bats are your friend. build a bat box outside your window. bats will live there and not disturb you during the day and at night they will come out and eat lots of insects. 1 bat can eat more than 200 mosquitos in a night.

Kathryn said...

yeah sarah, get a bat.

also, do people just know about that tattoo? am i the only that didn't already know about it? i'm confused.

Sarah said...

i just didn't want to have to post a picture of that tattoo. i only know it because eggboy would draw it on for our trailertrash parties in the days of yore.