Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The official sign of Venom Literati

It is Capricorn. If you are a member of VL whose birthday does not fall under this star sign, you should really consider having your birth date legally changed.

Other options include changing your first name to Cappy, growing a billy-goat beard, eating tin cans, and having a hoof transplant. Upsides: People might think you are a faun, or the devil.


Kathryn said...

missy and i were both born in june. i think conjoined twins should be the official mascot of venom literati.

Anonymous said...

conjoined twin goats:


potato said...

Happy birthday, fellow goats!

Megan said...

I want a goat-bot! How about a goat-bot of conjoined goat-twins? oh wait, tyra already said that. cappies share a brain!