Tuesday, April 28, 2009

i feel like i am about to do something really weird

like give away everything i own, including my hair, and join a sun worshipping cult in the weird new age-y part of arizona. and then two weeks into it realize that i am miserable and bald and want to go back to my old life but i can't because i gave all of my money away so i'm forced to live in a women's shelter in tucson where a lady punches me in the mouth for my ipod nano that is like two years old anyway, and knocks out all of my teeth. and the next time abby and sarah come to visit chicago they will find me face down in a trash can with my legs sticking up in the air, and it won't even be my first day of crazy.

8 comments:

Tyra said...

haha! i forgot how i love the first day of crazy.

seriously, though, don't join a cult. and definitely don't shave your head before you move to arizona because it is likely that you will get a scalp sunburn and those hurt like the dickens.

Della said...

have you tried wearing a costume? or costume jewelry? sometimes that helps.

Kathryn said...

haha thank you della.

Megan said...

the image of your little legs kicking in the air while en-trashcan is adorable! even if you go insane, you'll still be cute, and cuteness is more imporant than sanity. also, you will be in and out of prison for the rest of your life for assaulting police officers as soon as you get out each time. i watched a show last night about crazy prisoners. that's what they all do within 15 minutes of release!

Tyra said...

omg! i totally just watched that not half an hour ago.

it helps to know we might be wishin' on the same bright star.

Megan said...

we sang that for choir in 8th grade. i thought it was very romantic.

Kathryn said...

oh man, what show was it? i only get cbs now. i have been watching CSI. it's not that bad when it's the only thing on.

ryan manning said...

haha