1. I finally got my tax returns for the last two years, and it turns out I'll be getting back way less than I thought. I have concluded that my tax dude is wrong. I am getting a second opinion.
2. Ollie effing loves sleeping on my beautiful white loveseat, which is now my beautiful gray loveseat. I must vacuum it every day.
3. It is going to get cold tomorrow.
4. I'm pretty sure Tyra had a nosejob. Not me, the real one.
5. All of my new local news anchors are unattractive in serious and frightening ways.
6. I have not been paid for any freelance work in the last three months. Not for lack of doing it.
7. I just ran out of books to read.