Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Act IV: The Conflagration
: Richard Burton is my true love!
: Unless you're doing a character voice, Ball, there's gonna be a beatdown.
: Careful, he is a soothsayer, which comes from the Old English. And means truth. Also, he believes in lucid dreaming and spontaneous combustion. So do I, come to think of it.
: I'm growing out my hair. Lizzie, did you hear me? I'm growing out my hair!
: There is no such thing as violet eyes!
: Okay, I get it. You're pushing my buttons. Attacking my mythology. Did Jon hire you?
: I don't need other people, Taylor. Frankly, you have insulted me. I'm going to go hang out in outer space for a while. Why don't you join me?
: He's baiting you, Lizzie! Don't--Lizzie? Lizzie? NOOOOOOO!
Posted by Tyra at 1:13 PM