You know me. I hate plays. I hate them even when people I love are in them.
But I have been reading Sarah Ruhl plays over the last week or so, and, heck, I think she deserves some serious Wayne Koestenbaums. I think I would like to watch her plays. I think I might even want to play peripheral characters in her plays. That is a weird feeling. Wait. I think I might want to write plays. Let's write a play! Oo, let's! Kathy, you can wear antlers and vampire teeth. Oh wait. Someone already wrote that.
Really though. I miss our collaborations. So I will start:
: You are blue, like a whale because blue whales aren't really blue.
: No, I'm really blue.