Sunday, July 26, 2009

venom literati: cincinnati branch



The Cincinnati branch of Venom Literati has officially opened. The literati office is in my backyard, because my backyard is so huge and overwhelming I am not sure what to do with it.

I think we should use the clothesline to hang our writings on, and also collages, and also ourselves when we get too old to live fulfilled lives.

I want to have a party for the literati where we all just roll around in the grass like dogs.

Kathy, see that 1980's-style lawn furniture way there in the back? The chaise lounge is for you. When it gets cold you can bundle up in a blanket and sit in it like you used to do on Sarah and Abby's porch. Don't worry, there will be a fire pit soon.

4 comments:

Kathryn said...

dude, if your backyard were in chicago it could be a park! let's camp out!

Special Agent Dale Cooper said...

i'm scared of camping.

Megan said...

eff you cooper, you will camp in my yard! it will be your introductory experience, then we will take on the appalachian trail!

Special Agent Dale Cooper said...

i accept that. as long as there are no bears or murderers in your backyard.