This is all I got. List of ten unrelated items from my life:
1. My semester is over. My students won't be able to eat my life for another 6 weeks or so. Also I will finally be free on weeknights to watch bad television.
2. Speaking of which, I watched I love New York 2 last night. I was sad that the entertainer got the boot. Yes, he lives in his mama's basement, but clearly he was the best possible candidate. Plus I hate that Buddha guy.
3. My car got towed yesterday so I ate popcorn and brownies for dinner. In bed. It did not make me feel better.
4. Why don't people who go on mass shooting/suicide sprees try killing sucky political figures instead of random Nebraskans at malls? a) they would be more famous, and b) sucky political figures, even if they don't die, will have to live in fear.
5. I don't like writing things these days.
6. Christmas is stupid this year. I have gotten nothing in my stocking as of yet. Also I am obligated to go to a stupid going away party for someone I don't like on Saturday, which I am upset about.
7. What is this newish book by Kurt Vonnegut? Did I make that up? I should have married Kurt Vonnegut.
8. Who can Venom Literati jointly marry? I still like the idea of going on a reality show as one unit. I wish we were hotter (ie: had bigger tits) because we could all just become Hef's bunnies. I guess we could get each other fake boobs for Christmas.
9. I bought Love in the Time of Cholera last night. It will be lovely. My ex-boyfriend hated Marquez. No one who hates Marquez should be trusted, loved, or fucked. Yalls better love you some Marquez. I bet New York loves her some Marquez. As for Buddha, I don't think he can read.
10. Some of the Metra ticket-takers are hot. My standards have plummeted into the toilet. Remember when you used to think you could do Everything and then some? Do some of you still think this? Because I want to think this again.
4 comments:
I like García Márquez because he's friends with Shakira. Love in the Time of Cholera is his best book. Some of the others are not melodramatic enough for me.
Did you get your car back?? I would give you mine, but I can't part with the reflective glove I use for hand turn signals during the winter.
I love Love in the Time of Cholera. I will read it again. I also love lists and Shakira.
Also on the reality show tip, we should be the main character, and others can compete to marry us. This will probably only happen if we appear as a contestant on a reality show, though. Domenico? Should we attempt to marry Domenico?
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