Lindsay Lohan's sister Ali was on a re-run David Letterman last night talking about her micro mini Maltese. I don't want to hear about some 14 year old's micro mini Maltese. That is just disgusting and probably illegal.Can we please write a movie starring Lindsay Lohan and I? I will learn to spell her name correctly (a, not e). I will put on my dress Converse all-stars (they're plaid).
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You know that if we wrote that movie, some fancydancer who knows Samantha Ronson would end up producing it, and then whammo, your part would go to her.
Also, I am unsure as to what your acting credentials are. Please provide references.
i just spend 20 minutes looking at a bunch of articles about lindsay lohan being wonderfully gay.
Lindsay is so dreamy. I bet the DJ will be a nice and friendly ex. She can spin at L. and my wedding. Also, I don't understand how they can possibly be dating. They both have long fingernails. Ouch.
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