I have not had a beer in 22 days. How does that make me feel (thanks for asking)? Bored. And boring. I don't know when I will have a beer again. I'm going to start a support group for people who don't want to give up beer forever, can't submit to a higher power but who also can't drink beer for a certain amount of time, or whatever their doctor says. Everyone in my cult, er, group will have to wear sensible, environmentally friendly shoes like mine. Get the ones with dots on them. I tried, but those look like a Volkswagen bus in my size.
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I like the macaroon ones. But I am on a budget. Also, my Chinese horoscope says that I have trouble with impulse control and I should stop whimsically purchasing things from the Internets. And don't even get me started on my electronic tarot reading for the day.
I liked the description of the macaroons: "Snaps. I love snaps."
I need to be part of your cult. I want to be able to sleep without alcohol. I want to wear eco-friendly shoes.
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