Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Novelist Strike Fails to Affect Nation

"Novelist Strike Fails to Affect Nation Whatsoever" (Upcoming Poetry Strike Likely to Be More Obscure)

Other top news stories: Meg(h)an Lane createdfor reckless drivers! "Signs will be posted to warn regular drivers that they must drive either under 30 mph or over 90 mph."
"All of the lanes will also feature ramps."


Anonymous said...

I think there's a failed novelist on the Onion staff right now, because the graph this time was something like, "Why Your Novel Was Rejected."

Perhaps "failed" is the wrong word. Perhaps I mean to say "frustrated."

Emory said...

I HOPE that this Onion article meets with more success...