Monday, June 9, 2008

Do I look tan?


Do I look tan in this picture? Be honest, cause someone said I did and I can't tell if they were kidding or not. I don't think I do but why would they say that then? I love how creamy I am and I'm not ashamed to say that. I am like pure plain yogurt. And that is the ONLY time you will hear the word PLAIN associated with my appearance. That green is a good color on me. Isn't it? But does it make me look tan? Why would they say that!? My hair is pretty shimmery and blond....maybe that's what they mean. And my teeth are BLINDINGLY white. But, tan?
Do you like my pose? I feel casual-cool. I think that's what the photographer told me to convey and I NAILED IT! HA! Casual--BAM! Cooooool---Voila.
My decolletage is my best feature hands down and this photo like totally features it. This is an awesome pic. My collarbones could win prizes if they gave out prizes for collarbones...do they? I think I'll Google search after this and see if there are contests and shit for collarbones. I would KILL!!! I wonder how much I could win. Like a thousand or two, maybe? Maybe more! Why didn't I think of this before? I've had awesome collarbones since like eighth grade. I would've probably made a MINT by now! Live and learn huh? Live and learn.
I just don't age. I look 22 tops........
Why do you think that person said I look tan?! I don't, do I? Tan?????? I try to stay OUT of the sun. It ages you and I do NOT look AGED! Why would they say that?!!!
Whatever. It doesn't bother me. They don't know what they are talking about. I'm gonna just Google collarbone contests and forget about it. So....just let me know what you think.....creamy, probably.

5 comments:

Sarah said...

You look tan.

DOGZPLOT said...

i think you have a weird shaped crater underneath your throat. thats gotta be good for a thousand bucks or so in some sorta contest.... nice tan.

Kathy said...

you look creamy.

Megan said...

abby, you are creamy like half and half. time for the beach.

MUsicstAnd said...

yeah you need some melanin protection. grab some SPF 45 and hit the beach!