Monday, June 2, 2008

Suck it, ComEd


I have no electricity at my new apartment for up to 72 hours. Tonight, I will have to do everything by candlelight, and these are the expensive pear-scented candles that are normally reserved for impressing ladies. I should never have yelled at the ComEd representative and demanded to be transferred to a polite person in India who would actually help me. Apparently, not every job in this country is outsourced.

3 comments:

Kathy said...

wow that sounds romantic. you should write with a quill pen and wear round wire glasses.

Megan said...

you should also wear a poet's shirt. basically you should dress up like rembrandt did for all his self-portraits.

Meghan said...

I was all excited to use my typewriter yesterday afternoon. But then I realized: it's electric. I have missed so much important cultural knowledge. What happened on the Bachelorette?