Also, there is a 50-year-old woman terrorizing/being terrorized the 4600-4900 blocks of North Sheridan (see "Mother punches daughter in face twice," "Girlfriend steals $500," and "Woman hit with tennis racquet by robber"). I guess it doesn't explicitly say it's all the same woman, but I really think it's too much of a coincidence.
Like my mama always said, go lookin' for trouble, and you find it. My mama never said that.
This week's headline winner: "'I did need a toothbrush and socks.'"