I am currently sitting upright! Isn't that awesome? Also, I am in elimae right now. Here I am!
That's a lot of exclamation points, I know. And writers hate those, I know. I used to, too, but I am on the internet for the first time in four days, and I'm feeling a little giddy.
When I am sick, all I want to eat is fried chicken and chocolate chip cookies. And I do not eat fried chicken.
So, this week is smoking-and-butts week, no? Send in your smoking/butts literature to email@example.com. Terrible puns permitted (within reason), but not required. Also, I think it's fair that submissions may address the issue of either smoking or butts.