Sunday, February 17, 2008

You guys, I can walk!


I am currently sitting upright! Isn't that awesome? Also, I am in elimae right now. Here I am!


That's a lot of exclamation points, I know. And writers hate those, I know. I used to, too, but I am on the internet for the first time in four days, and I'm feeling a little giddy.


When I am sick, all I want to eat is fried chicken and chocolate chip cookies. And I do not eat fried chicken.


So, this week is smoking-and-butts week, no? Send in your smoking/butts literature to venomliterati@gmail.com. Terrible puns permitted (within reason), but not required. Also, I think it's fair that submissions may address the issue of either smoking or butts.

3 comments:

Meghan said...

Congrats on the elimae! And the walking!

Kathy said...

you are a born midwife. fucked, limbless.

your midwife words are always in my head. you regenius.

Megan said...

no, you're a bourne midwife. that movie would be way better than any ultimatum movie. can we write it?

i am going to read your elimae right this second.