It looks like we're getting 8+ inches of snow over the one day Spring Break tomorrow. Seek shelter or prescription drugs immediately. The Chicago Times is calling the godawful blend of snow and rain "snizzle" or "heart attack snow." I've decided to name it after something else excessive and past its prime (Ron Jeremy). If you can think of a nickname for the monstrosity, especially referencing autofellatio, post below.
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Crap. I forgot that Ron Jeremy was the Hedgehog. That completely ruins my new career as hedgehog breeder. I once met Ron Jeremy. He was a dick. No pun intended.
I'd like to call this snowstorm Permanent Wave.
Garbage Pail Kid? Pearl Jam? Tupperware? Karaoke?
Frank Caliendo Snow.
You basically have little snowflakes that are all doing similar impersonations but are claiming to be radically different and just when you think you've seen the last of it, it pops up out of nowhere, ruining your day/lunch.
oh yeah i forgot to tell you guys that neil has an unnatural hatred for frank caliendo.
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/rnr/609822780.html
Neil! We're comedy soul-mates. I hate that dude, too. First he randomly had his own show (?!). Now he's doing a commercial for something--I don't know what because I hate him so much I can't pay attention to what he's saying.
Sarah! You said "...commercial for something--I don't know..."
Look, there's loving hyphens and LOVING hyphens. Let's take a break, OK?
I will not apologize for over-hyphenating. Not now--not ever.
-------------------------------i love hyphens----------------too-----------------------------------is this projective verse?------
People can be lumped into two categories: Those that overuse hyphens, and those that murder.
megan i think you just wrote a chelsea minnis poem.
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