Tuesday, June 3, 2008
exciting life important for poets
Newsflash: poets should all do something scandalous or they will become even more obscure. If you need any help, poets, I will sell you biographical information at the rate of $10 per anecdote. Most of them will be lies, such as the fact that I was partially eaten by wolves in 1988. It was entirely eaten, and by bears. Also, watch for the upcoming, competing made-for-tv movies starring Drew Barrymore and Alyssa Milano.
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oh eff. i was in a cult! that has to count for something. also, we should vandalize more. if we were repeatedly arrested for vandalizing it could be good.
Actually, Kathy is exempt from this offer because she was in a cult and doesn't like Thai food.
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