Whoa, check out this Daniel Guido dude. He makes ridiculous "hand art" that looks exactly like animals. These are way more awesome than 1) shadow puppetry in the shape of animals, 2) actual puppets in the shape of animals, 3) actual animals, and 4) actual hands. How does one get into hand art though? I think it's some strange by-product of 1) schizophrenia, 2) beastiality, or 3) all of the above. Can you imagine masturbating with that hand that looks exactly like Beachwood? Whoa. Daniel Guido. Whoa.