Saturday, January 19, 2008

cold ass writing assignment


It is too cold to be human today. Today, I walked my girlfriend a block to her car and she had to drive me back to my place. A polar bear was jump starting another polar bear's car.

The writing assignment is to re-caption this illustration, using as many (or as few) words as necessary. Also, please pick me up and deliver me somewhere that serves a Hot Toddy.

8 comments:

Neil said...

Can I write my answer here? No one answered me by the time I finished writing that sentence so I'm just going to go ahead and put my entry here:

"Neil, despite loving them both, was torn between the two lovers, Sarah and Abby."

Now then, go brew a cup of your favorite black tea. Add a couple shots of brandy and a squirt of honey. Or, if you prefer the better version, you use Drambuie instead of honey and add a dash of cinnamon. Now you are guaranteed to be charming.

Kathy said...

Man: I'm tired, I'm going to lay down right here. Will you hold my hand?

Woman 1: Yes but I'm tired too so I'm going to have to hold your hand from here.

Woman 2: Hey guys, I want to play too! I got your feet!

matthew said...

sometimes my arms bend back

Kathy said...

that is beautiful matthew.

Sarah said...

We are in the middle of nowhere. It does not matter that we will soon rescue our red-coated friend because she will only die of hypothermia.

Megan said...

i hate pauly. why is he always trying to ruin our nice, romantic double-suicides?

Live@theGrouchoClub said...

recaptioning:

Warning: men who wear pink will be dragged across the ice by a fashion conscious co-ed duo.

flabby-abby1973 said...

Ursula the Sea Witch thinks humans are tasty. Give up green coat! He shall be consumed!