Friday, January 11, 2008

Pee week is disturbingly popular.

Or should I say piss-turbingly? Usually, I am too much of a lady to talk about such base past-times as nose-powdering, but since it seems to be the trendy thing to do....
I have never been one to pass up a trend. I mean look how I am so fashionably dressed and observe my jaunty and trendy bangs. CUTE!
I have to admit, this is not my favorite picture in the bunch but I HAD to choose this one today. This is indeed a picture of me urinating. NO JOKE! Look at the emptiness in the eyes. I am off in pee pee land. You will see in past pictures that my eyes are locked in embrace with your mind. I am looking into your soul and you can't escape until you get realllllly hungry or coincidentally enough feel the wet and cold sensation of pee pants from urinating on yourself. Don't be embarrassed! It happens to my own mother all the time!
I also look just a little ashamed...just a LITTLE. I am almost never ashamed of my perfect body and it's functions-a-la-beauty and you should consider yourself lucky...it is like Haley's comet or a four leaf clover. Yes. Special.
I think that you are probably wondering WHY I am having my picture taken while using the lavatory. I don't know. It was the photographer's idea...something about seeing all aspects and how agents love the pee look. To tell the truth, he wasn't making a lot of sense but he is supposed to be the best sooo....

2 comments:

Sarah said...

You are funny.

And cute.

Megan said...

whatever abby. you are a writer.