Fact: writing about pee alleviates depression. Accordingly, this week, Jan. 6-12, is officially deemed Venom Literati Pee Week.
Please send your poems and short works of fiction to email@example.com, and we'll probably post your stuff if we like it. The sooner the better. Do it right now.
Also, we totally already asked Lydia Davis to write us a short story about pee, so if she does, you'll be in good company.