Wednesday, August 15, 2007

letter to our b.f.f. tao

dear tao,

what's up, fruit loop.

do you have alan moore's email?

you are invited to our next meeting, this friday at 8pm. it's at sarah and abby's house.

this week we are obsessing over watchmen by alan moore. that is why we need his email. the letter we wrote to him will also be posted on our blog. you can read it at www.venomliterati.blogspot.com

confusion nachos are not from your book. they are a dish at feed the beast. feed the beast is a real place. at first we thought it was a joke but it isn't. confusion nachos are regular nachos with lots of elements mixed around.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, Kathy and I have been giggling hysterically for like half an hour, and now T-Diddy's in the hizzy.

My only addition to the excellent letter to Tao: Confusion Nachos are regular nachos with lots of elements like banana peppers mixed around.

Also, I think we should end it cheerily and with the promise of more to come.

Kathryn said...

confusion nachos are regular nachos with lots of elements like banana peppers and tomatoes mixed around. this is exactly what confusion is like.

we are looking forward to your next novel. you are a literary superhero.

your friends,

venom literati

****you can add more wherever you want even though i ended it. we'll wait until tomorrow to send it.

Megan said...

this is the best letter ever. my favorite part is: "lots of elements like banana peppers and tomatoes." have you sent it?

Kathryn said...

this letter has been sent.