Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Tao Lin, pull my tooth out already!

That's right. I need someone to yank my wisdom tooth. Immediately. I think my jaw is about to fall off.

In next week's message I will ask Tao Lin to yank it. I would trust him. I think he would do it brutally and gently at once--brutally, but with caring; with empathy.

I love Tao Lin.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Basically, I think he can do just about anything.

Did you listen to Kathy's message yet? He answered! We do have worth!

Kathryn said...

why don't you try that thing where you tie a string around your tooth and then tie that string around a doorknob, and then slam the door.

people don't do that anymore because dentists have convinced them that it doesn't work. but it does work. don't let dental marketing keep you from tying a string around your tooth and then tying that string around a doorknob.

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