Hiya David Markson,
You are invited to our meeting.
So said Venom Literati, just before they tried to leave the internet through the fireplace.
We have questions only you can answer. If you like, you can bring many notecards filled with quotes from other people and answer our questions evasively--or even at random. That could be fun.
We just want to see your sunshine-y face.
Edit and add at will, ladies.