Thursday, October 25, 2007

Tee Minus, comin' atcha

First off, I have a new signature. I got totally jealous of Kathy's supercool sign-off (k+), so from now on, I am Tee Minus.

Awesome, yes? Yes.

Second, here are a couple of Missed Connections I wrote this week.

The parking garage one made me almost unbearably sad because nobody got the joke. (It's an Automated Voice, folks. Get it? Maybe it's just not funny.)

This one about someone's teensy hands also makes me sad because Abby really did say that my new perfume smells like a hamster cage. And Kevin really did say it smells like sneezes. And Jeff really did say it smells like baloney.

I am going to make each and every one of you smell me at tomorrow's meeting and assess.

Also, I would like to point out that this is the Halloween meeting, so everyone needs to dress like Dr. Manhattan.

Time for tape ball.

Tee Minus


Kathy said...

rats i still don't have a hoodie. i will shop tonight.

you smell like a field of flowers.

Missy said...

i haven't finished the book nor do i have a dr. manhattan costume. can i still come to the meeting?

Anonymous said...

Yes. I have some blue house paint that you can use once you arrive.

Missy said...

luckily i have a very smart sister who has brilliant ideas for dr. manhattan costumes for us.

prepare to be amazed!

Megan said...

yeah! our costumes will kick your costumes' asses!

whoa, i've been watching too much football lately. simmer down, megan, says venom.

seriously, i am so excited to become dr. manhattan for an evening. i will be so much closer to him that way. just like how jeffrey dahmer felt closer to his victims by eating them.

Megan said...

"get in there buddy!" that's hilarious.

Anonymous said...

"just like how jeffrey dahmer felt closer to his victims by eating them." That's hilarious.

Megan said...

everything should always be hilarious. then i would be happy.

"rats." that's hilarious.