First off, I have a new signature. I got totally jealous of Kathy's supercool sign-off (k+), so from now on, I am Tee Minus.
Awesome, yes? Yes.
Second, here are a couple of Missed Connections I wrote this week.
The parking garage one made me almost unbearably sad because nobody got the joke. (It's an Automated Voice, folks. Get it? Maybe it's just not funny.)
This one about someone's teensy hands also makes me sad because Abby really did say that my new perfume smells like a hamster cage. And Kevin really did say it smells like sneezes. And Jeff really did say it smells like baloney.
I am going to make each and every one of you smell me at tomorrow's meeting and assess.
Also, I would like to point out that this is the Halloween meeting, so everyone needs to dress like Dr. Manhattan.
Time for tape ball.