Check out Wayne Koestenbaum's response. I think I have a crush on him now.
I think I'll abstain from an actual real-time visit to the sacred space of your blog, but I am totally DELIGHTED by your attentions.
Sorry to have not given Cheryl Crane her due. I wrote both columns at the same time.
Thanks for avoiding articles in your letter. Isn't avoidance fun?
I would like to point out that he did not mention the Apartment People doppelganger at all, leading me to believe that it was totally him.