Thursday, September 6, 2007

Hotel Woman I am


I finished Hotel Theory last night, in true hotel woman style. Picture me in bed, under all my covers, a/c blasting, smoking cigarette after cigarette, in silky pajamas, at 6pm. All I needed was a vodka gimlet. And a naked Liberace.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I finished it in the airport, then had a 36 oz., $16 beer. You might mistake me for a businessman, but Hotel Woman I am.

Meghan said...

Is there a difference between a Hotel Woman and a Motel Woman?

Meghan said...
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Anonymous said...

Yes.

Megan said...

indeed.

motel women are prostitutes. wait, hotel women are prostitutes, too.

motel women are crackwhores, or just whores; hotel women are escorts. even if they don't get paid for sex.