As reported by reputable news source, The Onion, 14 waifish American Apparel models have been freed in a daring midnight raid. “The models, who range in age from 18 to 22 but appear to be 12 to 14, were taken to an emergency safehouse where they were given food, clothing, and access to soap.” Now that their fleas are gone, I’d really like to adopt one of these young girls. We should all do our part!
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Hmmmm...Eli is annoyed by Ollie's exuberance. Perhaps an unmoved dirty hipster is just what he needs.
my building doesn't allow it.
-no smoking
-no pets
-no dirty hipsters
No smoking? For realsies? That's no fun.
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