Here's some info on Lana Turner. It will greatly enhance our readings of Hotel Theory, especially since it's from Wikipedia.
I never knew what Lana Turner looked like, but I feel like I pictured her exactly like the opening photo...
I think hotel women always look like that, sort of grainy/hazy/foggy: it's their natural complexion. It is what our complexions look like for sure. And Abby's looks even better thanks to the new head shots
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Yeah, she's smokin' hot. Also, she has that Johnny Stompanato thing.
abby you must post your head shots on our blog. and say something funny.
that is your purpose from now on.
also, hotel women use wikipedia, for sure, languidly.
i think it's hilarious that he's named johnny stompanato. i'm glad he got knifed.
Kathy,
how dare you tell ME what MY purpose is?! So now I'm just a pretty face to all of you?
My actual purpose in life actually came to me about 10 minutes ago via public television...I am moving to Tuva and becoming a Throat Singer. I think I will be the first female throat singer in Tuva. As a matter of fact I'm not sure whether they even have women there...I didn't see any.
if there are no women you're going to have to have a lot of man-sex.
i don't think you should go.
can't you be the first female throat singer here? or the first on venom literati?
Is Tuva behind the curtain at the Zacopane?
Whatever Tuva is, it smells like pee.
it's awesome that cheryl stabbed johnny stompanato with a kitchen knife.
i hope that if i ever have to stab someone in self defense that he has a name as silly as johnny stompanato.
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