Dear Diamond Dave,
Please come to our meeting.
WHY I'VE CHOSEN YOU AS GUEST OF HONOR
- You are awesome.
- Your perma-grin.
- Nobody in Venom Literati can do those high kicks like you.
- You have the charisma.
WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU
- Your song "Hot for Teacher" makes me think you might find one or all of us to be incredibly attractive.
- Beer.
- The chance to talk to someone who hasn't heard all your old stories about tomcattin' on the road.
- We will laugh with you, not at you.
WHEN AND WHERE
- Sarah and Abby's deck
- 7:00 p.m.
Be there, bitches. You know you wanna.
Love,
Sarah
4 comments:
JESUS that is a HOT picture! I thought I was lookin' at something naughty....I was! I think you mean he has "kuh-razzzz-muh!... yuk,yuk,yuk,yuk,yuk,yuk" (see Just a Gigolo video). (Hee hee it's just so hilarious when he dances in front of that censorship board and the guy has a heart attack.)
if david lee roth starts using the acronym WIFM as a result of this blog i will kill myself.
I can't believe he didn't come. Bruce would've come for sure. Bruce is so much more awesome than David Lee.
Oh, we're gonna rumble.
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